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An Australian man found a locked safe and vowed not to open it for five years. When he did, what he found was completely unexpected.
Christiaan Van Vuuren, who goes by @ChristiaanVanV on Twitter, posted a photo of his friend, Pat Stevenson’s discovery.
“A friend of mine found a locked safe buried underground 5 years ago,” Vuuren’s caption began.
”For 5 years there has been anticipation over what might be inside it, “he continued, in part.
Stevenson finally decided to take a look inside the safe, and he found something quite interesting— a branded condom from the 2002 film xXx starring Vin Diesel.
Yes, you read that correctly.
People in the comments were quick to make puns at the discovery.
“You just ruined the best laid plans of some poor time traveller who understandably had no idea what was going on in 2002,” wrote a commenter.
“ My degree is in bird law, but I’m pretty sure once you bury treasure, it’s governed by maritime law which allows for finders keepers,” wrote another commenter.
Others shared the sentiments of having an XXX branded condom, jokingly wondering if they’re still good to use despite the fact that condoms lose effectiveness after the expiration date.
@patstevophoto @ChristiaanVanV I think I must have kept this all these years for this exact moment... https://t.co/j6sTQDZvDQ— 𝓞𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪➳ (@𝓞𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓲𝓪➳) 1622026017
@ChristiaanVanV It's still good right? https://t.co/H2GBfTlcHE— Pat Stevenson (@Pat Stevenson) 1622013909
One onlooker showcased another branded condom they received from comedian Nick Offerman’s ”American Ham” condom.
@jndevereux @ChristiaanVanV I've been saving a vintage Nick Offerman 2012 "American Ham" condom since he handed it… https://t.co/k7dw8rI4Fx— Chris mixel (@Chris mixel) 1622040896
When a commenter asked Stevenson why he waited for five years to open the safe, he hilariously quipped with the following: “Couldn’t be f****d.”
@LobsterKnocker @ChristiaanVanV Couldn't be fucked— Pat Stevenson (@Pat Stevenson) 1622036040
Check out what others had to say about the case of the branded condom.
@Ahwellnevermind @ChristiaanVanV I wouldn't want to be the one to own up burying a safe containing a single condom from a shit film though 😂— Carl Harrison (@Carl Harrison) 1622042291
@ChristiaanVanV "Harry, I want you to sell me a con-dom" https://t.co/5fy0Uf6d05— Ò¿Ó (@Ò¿Ó) 1622013685
@ChristiaanVanV @ConneriesSurVHS Seriously vin diesel movie condom https://t.co/RBOeD5bA8l— Hong Kong Foufou (@Hong Kong Foufou) 1622022939
@ChristiaanVanV Sounds like he got screwed on the contents of that safe.. and the condom isn't going to help him!— David Crisp (@David Crisp) 1622007883
The xXx film chronicles extreme sports athlete Xander Cage (Diesel) and his journey being recruited by the government for a mission.
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