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Earlier this week, a young American boy began an inadvisable critique of the British way of life.
"Red buses everywhere!" he shouted from his keyboard. "What the f--- is a scone?!" he questioned. "Why do yall say 'maths'," he continued.
His musings sparked a backlash from our island nation - and it's fair to say America was fair well put in its place.
So, a word of caution for peoples around the world, if you don't want to face a similarly angry reaction from a British person - never, ever utter any of things to them:
We've run out of teabags...
If it wasn’t for the US, you’d be speaking German right now.
Is it always raining in Britain?
When you explain that you come from somewhere in Scotland, Wales, the South-West or the North...
Is that near London?
Queue etiquette is NOT a thing.
'ello guv'nah, you sound like you're from Laaandan.
There is a rail replacement bus service running today
Do you like soccer?
Unexpected item in bagging area
I can do an amazing British accent
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