As we're sure you're aware by now, pig-gate happened yesterday and the British media had, well, a little bit of a moment...
But it turns out that we're the only ones who really cared - at least according to a poll by YouGov.
Sixty-two per cent believed it couldn't matter less, compared to only 25 per cent who believed it was a legitimate public interest story.
In addition only among Labour supporters did more people believe it mattered, than that it didn't.
In short, the public have spoken, and we're sorry to have wasted your time.