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Being anti-posh is the only acceptable form of classism, some poshos whine. They're wrong. 

It's the freshly squeezed San Pellegrino middle who get the most grief. Even when trying to alert customers to a horrifying confession, the middle classes are maligned on Twitter:

And when this concerned parent alerted the local press to some alarming dietary sabotage, Twitter again mocked their complaint!

And apparently being slapdash with your bread slicer is normal.

I mean really. Kebab is just as foreign and exotic as focaccia.

Think of the children! Won't somebody please think of the children!

The way the middle class educate their young about core ingredients is apparently now up for discussion.

The middle classes simply can't get anything right.

Would you have their voices silenced in the press?

The middle classes can't even catch a break during holidays...

Disclaimer: This article was definitely not written by a young white middle class male.

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