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With his bid to #MakeAmericaGreatAgain, Donald J Trump is actually hoping to be elected president of the United States in November 2016.
But can you separate the real policies of the man Jon Stewart dubbed F--kface von Clownstick from those of our warped imaginations?
It's harder than it sounds...
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