This woman had the worst laxative related day ever

No day involving laxatives is ever good, but this one was documented to perfection.

Cringe, grimace, and tentatively check your drink labels; this is a roller coaster of a ride.

Great story telling has many core components. Engage, captivate, entertain, amuse, inform.

Whatever the secret ingredient is, Nicole McCourt has it.

In a tale of the modern hero, struggling to cope with mistaken purchases, this was one of the best.

Nicole had a terrible experience, and shared it with her friend, and then uploaded the whole thing to Facebook.

Spoiler alert: This is a story about someone using the toilet in excess, and getting NSFW sweary about it.

Because you would do if this happened to you.

"And I have no child" is probably one of the best lines in post-1914 literature.

indy100 has contacted this Homer-like trooper for comment.

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