Nigel Farage's speech makes more sense when you only read his notes

Nigel Farage has delivered his keynote address of the Ukip conference, in Doncaster.

After a conference speech to forget for Labour leader Ed Miliband, the Ukip leader delivered his speech with just two pages of notes, which he - somewhat suspiciously - left behind on the lectern afterwards, only for them to be swiped by a Sky News team.

To save you the effort we've tried our best to translate the sometimes hard to read hand-written scrawlings.

The strange thing is the conference hall would probably have reacted in the same way if Farage had stood up and delivered this exact speech.