Nigel Farage's speech makes more sense when you only read his notes
Nigel Farage has delivered his keynote address of the Ukip conference, in Doncaster.
After a conference speech to forget for Labour leader Ed Miliband, the Ukip leader delivered his speech with just two pages of notes, which he - somewhat suspiciously - left behind on the lectern afterwards, only for them to be swiped by a Sky News team.
To save you the effort we've tried our best to translate the sometimes hard to read hand-written scrawlings.
The strange thing is the conference hall would probably have reacted in the same way if Farage had stood up and delivered this exact speech.
CONFERENCE SPEECH
1 YEAR ON VICTORY [ILLEGIBLE] WE DID IT
NOT EASY ESTABLISHMENT CLOSED RANKS
PAUL SYKES CAMPAIGN - STICK WITH US
EXPERTS SAID MEET AWAY - NOT
VOTING CHANGE + NEW BRAND POLITICS
Rejection of failure
DOUGLAS CARSWELL - BRAVE OCTOBER
Labour areas too - HEYWOOD + [ILLEGIBLE] JOHN [ILLEGIBLE]
DONCASTER MILIBAND ONE PARTY-STATE CORRUPTION
Voting system, child abuse - FAILURE
WE WILL BE OPPOSITION NORTH - TARGET SEATS
ROAD TO THE MANIFESTO - NOT A ONE MAN BAND
Tax - minimum wage, NHS, DEFICIT
FOREIGN POLICY FAILURE PAST - NON INTERVENTIONIST
LIBYA, SYRIA, BOMB AGAIN - NO PLAN
CAN'T WIN BOMBING
CAMERON - threat to [illegible] BRITAIN, - might reprisal
WAR HOME FRONT - NEED FIGHT 5th column, radicalisation schools + PRISONS
SHARIA LAW
ONE UNITED UP
[Second page]
HOME FRONT TIME OF CHANGE
Scottish referendum [illegible] change - ENGLAND VOICE
UK IMPOTENT SCHOOLS, hospitals
WHATEVER POLITICS - IMMIGRATION NO ISSUE
Numbers out of control, [illegible] GDP betrayal
This must change - ONLY UKIP ANSWER
We now represent hopes many people country,
UKIP positive political movement - WANT change
[illegible] Clegg - People's Army - see positive - tomorrow
Polling - just how well we are doing
[illegible] splitting vote
Going to win seat
VOTE UKIP GET UKIP
Hold balance for referendum
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