Nigel Farage's speech makes more sense when you only read his notes

Matthew Champion@matthewchampion
Friday 26 September 2014 19:10
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Nigel Farage has delivered his keynote address of the Ukip conference, in Doncaster.

After a conference speech to forget for Labour leader Ed Miliband, the Ukip leader delivered his speech with just two pages of notes, which he - somewhat suspiciously - left behind on the lectern afterwards, only for them to be swiped by a Sky News team.

To save you the effort we've tried our best to translate the sometimes hard to read hand-written scrawlings.

The strange thing is the conference hall would probably have reacted in the same way if Farage had stood up and delivered this exact speech.

CONFERENCE SPEECH

1 YEAR ON VICTORY [ILLEGIBLE] WE DID IT

NOT EASY ESTABLISHMENT CLOSED RANKS

PAUL SYKES CAMPAIGN - STICK WITH US

EXPERTS SAID MEET AWAY - NOT

VOTING CHANGE + NEW BRAND POLITICS

Rejection of failure

DOUGLAS CARSWELL - BRAVE OCTOBER

Labour areas too - HEYWOOD + [ILLEGIBLE] JOHN [ILLEGIBLE]

DONCASTER MILIBAND ONE PARTY-STATE CORRUPTION

Voting system, child abuse - FAILURE

WE WILL BE OPPOSITION NORTH - TARGET SEATS

ROAD TO THE MANIFESTO - NOT A ONE MAN BAND

Tax - minimum wage, NHS, DEFICIT

FOREIGN POLICY FAILURE PAST - NON INTERVENTIONIST

LIBYA, SYRIA, BOMB AGAIN - NO PLAN

CAN'T WIN BOMBING

CAMERON - threat to [illegible] BRITAIN, - might reprisal

WAR HOME FRONT - NEED FIGHT 5th column, radicalisation schools + PRISONS

SHARIA LAW

ONE UNITED UP

[Second page]

HOME FRONT TIME OF CHANGE

Scottish referendum [illegible] change - ENGLAND VOICE

UK IMPOTENT SCHOOLS, hospitals

WHATEVER POLITICS - IMMIGRATION NO ISSUE

Numbers out of control, [illegible] GDP betrayal

This must change - ONLY UKIP ANSWER

We now represent hopes many people country,

UKIP positive political movement - WANT change

[illegible] Clegg - People's Army - see positive - tomorrow

Polling - just how well we are doing

[illegible] splitting vote

Going to win seat

VOTE UKIP GET UKIP

Hold balance for referendum

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