9 jokes only people who hate Christmas will find funny

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Christmas is a time of merriment and festivities for all the family and jokes are a perfect way to spread the cheer.

Awful Christmas cracker jokes are always guaranteed to have eyes rolling - but you have to admire just how bad they can be.

It must be said - not everyone enjoys Christmas. But that doesn't mean that they should miss out on a few laughs.

So just for those that prefer to say "bah humbug" to "Merry Christmas" here are 10 jokes that only people who hate Christmas will find funny.


I was about 12 when my mom told me that Santa Claus was my father.

I'm not sure if she ever told my dad.

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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.

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I told Santa you were good this year.....and he hasn't stopped laughing since!


What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?

He gives them the sack.


What is the best Christmas present?

A broken drum, you can't beat it!

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Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?

Because of his poor elf.


Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?

He told his soul to Santa.


Christmas is so stupid.

Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.


What’s Ebeneezer Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?


HT Reddit, Humour Matters, Mirror, Thought Catalog

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