
Christmas is a time of merriment and festivities for all the family and jokes are a perfect way to spread the cheer.
Awful Christmas cracker jokes are always guaranteed to have eyes rolling - but you have to admire just how bad they can be.
It must be said - not everyone enjoys Christmas. But that doesn't mean that they should miss out on a few laughs.
So just for those that prefer to say "bah humbug" to "Merry Christmas" here are 10 jokes that only people who hate Christmas will find funny.
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I was about 12 when my mom told me that Santa Claus was my father.
I'm not sure if she ever told my dad.
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas.
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I told Santa you were good this year.....and he hasn't stopped laughing since!
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What does Father Christmas do when his elves misbehave?
He gives them the sack.
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What is the best Christmas present?
A broken drum, you can't beat it!
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Why did Santa have to go to the hospital?
Because of his poor elf.
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Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
He told his soul to Santa.
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Christmas is so stupid.
Whoever invented it should be nailed to a cross.
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What’s Ebeneezer Scrooge’s favorite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.
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HT Reddit, Humour Matters, Mirror, Thought Catalog
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