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Indy100 Staff
Jul 04, 2017
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Everyone now and again with social networks, someone reinvents the wheel.
Take a look at the first wordin Richard Cook's tweets and wallow in the sad, solemn knowledge that you didn't think of it first.
It's quite something:
Somebody OUGHTA GO BACK AND READ THE FIRST WORD OF MY TWEETS FOR THE LAST WEEK.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499166008
Once seen, cannot be unseen. https://t.co/UvRT5k2zda— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499165359
"Told you this was a terrible terrible idea" - my last words as I starve to death trying this new fad diet https://t.co/NZznz4vOHz— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499164489
ME: GoT-based advertising is so overdone and bad, i'm glad we're past all that KFC: hold my fries https://t.co/bzv041TwnC— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499163538
The state of this. https://t.co/VghleNUtZH— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499163215
World War Three confirmed. https://t.co/gVA0S0tuif— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499160330
Is this planet truly beyond saving? Did we go too far? https://t.co/91geMNyXiH— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499146752
Gonna be a long train home https://t.co/XuUkye7K6Y— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499113699
Roll my eyes at people who tag their friends into Facebook videos of cool things abroad that they'll never go to or experience.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499100408
ME: I need to start taking my LinkedIn more seriously ALSO ME: https://t.co/Ga17X3U0MP— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499076847
I played myself https://t.co/slFIEXrT67— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499074258
Ain’t ever gonna describe my shopping as a “haul”. I simply won’t ever do it.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499072113
The absolute genius of @TheInspiroBot https://t.co/ZenbjdYV0c— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499070164
Sharpest take of the week https://t.co/luyRlaVh7Z— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499068292
Tool. (and a rake!!!) https://t.co/PGSkMzl452— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499023003
In my newsfeed and I love it? https://t.co/cHL5TT1Edp— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499011157
The boy. Drinking bourbon through a cow's bone marrow. @SmokeWorksBBQ https://t.co/ZRCgXHh7Sp— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1499000352
Shed loads of reasons to play Risk Legacy. https://t.co/DhSnZrifbZ— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498984793
She will inexplicably be a giant screaming gramophone ^ My prediction for the return of Audrey in Twin Peaks Season 3.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498856092
Was this the point at which civilisation ended? "That place where the wave finally broke and rolled back" ??? https://t.co/hLNNc0jA07— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498835171
Looking closely at the trailers, it seems Inhumans and Jumanji 2 both take place on the island from Lost. https://t.co/tT0K5pWyRT— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498825582
Kind of mad that in other counties their public holidays aren’t all Mondays, so they get these weird ‘bridge days’ off AKA free holiday days— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498820093
Of course. I use the same excuse in practically every meeting I attend these days. https://t.co/C3ad5AmqkT— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498816845
Dumb question, but is there an app which automatically saves money based on what you can afford and there’s a £10 signup code offer? Anyone?— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498812326
With every fibre of my being I do hereby declare that I will never knowingly watch a single episode of Love Island.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498810506
Her opinions seem particularly out of place given that we live in progressive Europe and it's LITERALLY Pride month. https://t.co/vJaFiec5VT— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498809259
Finger never recognised by macbook/phone fingerprint scanners. Might as well smear grease on them at setup to save time.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498736314
And I hear that George Osborne is now attempting to manually boost the economy by personally doing every job in it.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498729960
Her is a film that I still think about loads. Not just the technology, but the overall aesthetic, which I hope to o… https://t.co/SruZ4573WJ— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498729758
Thumb up review for Baby Driver. Very decent soundtrack too.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498726213
In ten years time, it'll be revealed that all of Neil Buchanan's big art attacks were themselves part of an even LARGER art attack.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498720391
The police cba to look at the CCTV directly overlooking the bike rack, so I guess I'm never getting my bike back 😢 https://t.co/33OLKaWTlP— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498716730
Shape of the magic money tree https://t.co/lKyNIMw2nl— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498680287
Of course, follower numbers is a meaningless metric. But that doesn't stop me endlessly obsessing over it daily.— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498658651
An enormous thanks to each and every one of my now 600 followers ❤️— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498655968
L O L https://t.co/DadjjPBCVN— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498642975
On what planet is an in-hospital Burger King a good idea? https://t.co/8ynBEhetRe— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498581092
Her. She's ruthless, cunning, and will do anything to hold onto power. I didn't say her name, but she just popped i… https://t.co/dpFlH5BXOu— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498580262
Forehead, meet palm https://t.co/1mJhtIrCqj— Richard Cook (@Richard Cook) 1498567472
We don't want to live on this planet anymore.
If you didn't get the reference, frankly you need an education in the late 90's/early noughties:
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