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Brits are the masters of small talk – so when one supermarket worker outed the nation for our cringe-worthy comments, we certainly felt the secondhand embarrassment.
TikTok user Holly Dixon (@hollydixon2112) took to the platform with the most common customer remarks that she hears "at least ten times a day" at Tesco.
She kickstarted the viral clip with a classic: "I only came in for one thing" – noting that they've basically loaded "the whole shop" into their shopping trolley.
Next up is the moment when an item fails to scan and Brits insist on breaking the silence with: "Oh, it's not scanning? It must be free!"
An unimpressed Holly wrote: "Absolutely not."
Lastly, while Holly is "happily chilling and counting down the minutes" until her shift is over, a customer would interrupt her moment of peace and say: "You look bored, let's give you something to do."