Next time you get a present you don't know what to do with, take a moment before you immediately chuck it in the bin.
Otherwise, you might be missing out on a savvy way to annoy others - and you wouldn't want to do that.
When Twitter user @oscarwilde (not the playwright) received a comically large pencil as a gift, they resisted the urge to stuff it in a drawer and forget about it, instead coming to the delightful realisation they could "ruin someone's day".
@oscarewilde I have one and an accompanying giant ballpoint pen. They were Christmas presents from a friend - I had… https://t.co/X2fbHzHIDP