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If you have black satin sheets on your bed, you're definitely poor.

Yes, it's not got much to do with your bank balance anymore.

Cash-strapped but without black satin sheets? Rejoice, you're actually a millionaire.

At least, that's what we gleaned from comments by etiquette expert (which we just learned is apparently a thing) William Hanson, who has graciously revealed what bedroom items make you 'common'.

He told The Sun:

It is an eternal puzzle as to why people think that satin sheets (black or indeed any other colour) are the height of good taste.

Real quality bed linens should be cotton, linen or a blend of both. Silk and satin sheets are the reserve of haggard ungentlemanly playboys.

Here is what else Hanson thinks makes you 'common':

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