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7 signs the London property market is truly broken - showers are in kitchens everywhere

7 signs the London property market is truly broken - showers are in kitchens everywhere

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Daringly listed as “Studio flat”, shower in the kitchen, W14

Very clean single room with own shower sharing fully furnished kitchen with 3 people with good living space wardrobe table and desk wooden floor through Edith Rd is only 2 minutes away from West Kensington and Barons Court with plenty of connections to central London full of bars and shops the area can offer suitable for 1 person

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Seriously, are showers in kitchens really a thing? For £498 a month?

Very clean single semi studio flat with open plan kitchenette fridge freezer ,own shower sharing WC with 2 others with wooden floor though wardrobe table and chairs , Malwood road is only 2 minutes away from Clapham South station with plenty of connections to central London full of bars and shop, suitable for 1 person.

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For £542 a month? Come on, London!

Very clean semi studio flat with won open plan kitchenette fridge freezer, microwave, own cooker, own shower sharing WC with only 1 room with wooden floor through wardrobe table and chairs, chest of drawers. The flat is offered in very good condition with a short walk to Kensington Olympia and Shepherd Bush with the amazing Westfield shopping centre full of bars and shops suitable for 1 person.

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Also, daringly listed as “Studio flat”, SW5

Fully furnished, Wood floor, Bedsit + kitchen inside + shower inside, Fridge, Walking distance to Imperial College, Caretaker (Mon. to Sat.), Price from £130 per week for LONG LET; £170 per week for SHORT.

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For only £70 a week you can have this room in a flatshare, W3

Clean single room in house to share with 3 others with fully furnished kitchen washing machine fridge freezer clean separate bathroom the flat is offered in good conditions with wardrobe table and chairs with short walk to East Acton station with the central line going to Shepherd Bush within 5 minutes with the Westfield shopping centre full of bars and restaurants suitable for 1 person bills are exclusive.

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We hope your microwave doesn’t fall off the shelf into the sink, SE9

Selection of newly decorated furnished single bed sits. All bed sits also have new flooring. Most have their own kitchenette. Shared kitchen, showers and WC facilities. Prices range from 90GBP to 100GBP per week. Deposit equal to six weeks rent.Inclusive of utilities and council tax.

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“Suitable” is a bold call, probably squeezable is more appropriate, W4

Single room in flat share with 3 others with fully furnished kitchen washing machine fridge freezer , clean separate bathroom , with good living space wardrobe table and chairs the flat is only minutes away from Stamford Brook station with plenty of connections to central London full of bars and shop the area can offer suitable for 1 person.

London, your rental market is broken. Utterly broken.

This article is a bit of fun, but has a serious point.

Not one postcode in London is affordable on the london living wage anymore. As the property market continues to raise prices which wages are not matching, conditions are getting worse and worse.

Last month the TUC called for government action on a private housing sector, saying that young people were the ones suffering most from the crisis:

Consecutive governments have failed to meet the housing needs of young people, many of whom have been pushed into the private rented sector because of the shortage of housing -particularly social housing - and the un-affordability of homeownership. This has meant that young people under 35 - whether in work or not – are now the largest group (over 50 per cent) living in the private rented sector.

Yet the private rented sector lacks effective regulation and young people face high rents and poor-quality accommodation, often in unsafe housing environments, and insecure tenancies.

Housing is therefore one of the biggest challenges facing young people.

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