After another day of complete and utter chaos in the Commons, Nigel Farage once again decided to bestow his wisdom upon us.
Prior to MPs voting to reject eight different amendments to the Brexit process, Farage addressed the European Parliament, which is after all is his job, not as you thought - leading disappointing marches.
Speaking in Strasbourg, Farage announced that he would be offering Donald Tusk and Jean-Claude Juncker some 'constructive comments' on Brexit.
Speaking in the European Parliament this morning. As usual, I look forward to giving my helpful and constructive co… https://t.co/io5aDmGMkt— Nigel Farage (@Nigel Farage) 1553674720
What this consisted of was Farage, calling Tusk deluded and claiming that a second referendum would result in an even bigger vote for leave.
He was oddly complimentary of Juncker's no-deal preparation plans, which was a strange sight to behold.

While he might have believed that he had finally achieved something in the EU and gotten one over on the bureaucrats, he would have really regretted telling Twitter about his 'constructive comments' in advance as he found himself on the other end of another classic roasting.
@Nigel_Farage Give him your thoughts on a second referendum https://t.co/y6WhXd2qOc— Peter Packham 🏴🇬🇧 (@Peter Packham 🏴🇬🇧) 1553675682
@leedsblue67 @david_n_percy @Nigel_Farage Nigel, You’re a hypocrite & a liar. You are not a credible politician. Yo… https://t.co/5QX8LH0OwS— Chap Called Paul (@Chap Called Paul) 1553677728
@Nigel_Farage https://t.co/wy10f9Se0b— Trenchy24💙🇪🇺 (@Trenchy24💙🇪🇺) 1553678388
Aren't you supposed to be marching? https://t.co/IAOYNUWX2d— Jen RemainResistant❄ (@Jen RemainResistant❄) 1553682549
@Nigel_Farage I'm sure Messrs Tusk and Juncker would be delighted if they could hear something helpful from you. Th… https://t.co/dstAzp7wjt— Fiona Brickwood #FBPE #RejoinEU (@Fiona Brickwood #FBPE #RejoinEU) 1553680400
Many referenced the claims that Farage always leaves the meetings shortly after his speech is filmed, giving him a nice little clip to share on his Twitter page.
@Nigel_Farage Make sure you leave immediately after you’ve stopped filming, again, you fucking, slimy pound-shop, tin-pot, unicorn salesman.— IT'S YOUR DECISION, DANIEL (@IT'S YOUR DECISION, DANIEL) 1553677050
@leedsblue67 @david_n_percy @Nigel_Farage Nigel, You’re a hypocrite & a liar. You are not a credible politician. Yo… https://t.co/5QX8LH0OwS— Chap Called Paul (@Chap Called Paul) 1553677728
@Nigel_Farage 2 minutes for YouTube then off for tiffin?— A Sceptical Brit (@A Sceptical Brit) 1553677030
However, none of the comebacks were as on point or as savage as this takedown from the EU's Brexit coordinator who compared him to Field Marshal Haig from Blackadder.
I’m surprised to see you here, Mr. Farage. I thought you were marching 200 miles for the leave campaign? How many d… https://t.co/WMCCpXMeQF— Guy Verhofstadt (@Guy Verhofstadt) 1553679022
This proved to be a very popular assessment of not just Farage but the whole Brexit process in general.
@guyverhofstadt @mrjamesob Brexit... https://t.co/2lya1U1owb— Becky (@Becky) 1553679608
@guyverhofstadt Top trolling Guy 😂— Lady Muck (@Lady Muck) 1553679182
HT The Poke