This dad's tweets about Halloween with his four daughters are brilliant

The internet’s wittiest dad is celebrating Halloween with his four adorable daughters.

You’ll remember comic writer and Twitter star James Breakwell, whose hilarious commentary on parenting invites thousands of retweets.

Well, he's at it again, with the one time of the year clown masks are an acceptable accessory choice:

When they have an answer for everything

When a four-year-old's candy logic is better than yours

And your children's diets actually explain everything

Those existential questions...

And when you realise your children are slightly psychotic

Arts and crafts with the little 'uns

Revelling in your children's fear is the best

The Harry Potter reference (!!)

And finally, Trick-o-Treating:

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