Jack Grealish was left in stitches during an England team dinner in Qatar, when team mate Luke Shaw got pooed on by a bird.
"I'll launch this water bottle at them now, bro," the full-back said, looking up into the tree in disbelief.
"Can you not see his b**** there," Grealish said through his laughter. "They're right above you!"
Thankfully, bird poo is actually seen as a sign of good luck, so England could be well on their way to World Cup success.
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